A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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