She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Randomize
