Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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