the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Someone shit on the floor
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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