I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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