I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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