how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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