So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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