Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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