mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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