people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
ttyl tear gas
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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