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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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