That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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