i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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