I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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