found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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