You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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