so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I need water and some morals
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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