Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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