school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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