i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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