I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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