i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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