Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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