The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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