it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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