But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
