nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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