oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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