Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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