It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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