You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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