This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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