So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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