i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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