My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
