Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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