Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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