she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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