So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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