we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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