Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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