wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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