We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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