So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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