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(912): View more from Georgia

an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks

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(585): View more from New York

im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.

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(734): View more from Michigan

The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.

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(316): View more from Kansas

If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.

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(302): View more from Delaware

yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay

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(607): View more from New York

Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.

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