You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Help. Why am I so naked?
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