So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Randomize
