you would pick up someone in the library
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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