wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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